Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Ambi thanga kambi :p

At Office during lunch

Malini:Today, my husband and I had a nice time watching the newly married couple fight
over some issue.

Ambi:What was the fight about?

Malini:The guy didn't get a red color scarf that the girl wanted and so she didn't prepare his favorite corn flakes for breakfast. They were fighting over this.

Ambi: Yes, this surely is a valid reason for fighting. The guy can even skip his breakfast. How can he refuse getting the girl what she wanted?

Malini:I don't take my husband for shopping at all. I buy whatever I want and he doesn't say anything

Maneka:Good for u. My husband transfers most of the money as soon as the salary comes
leaving a minimum balance in my account. This is my mother-in-law's wish too

Ambi:Is it so, Maneka?Before marriage how often u went for shopping?

Maneka:Maximum thrice a week..

Ambi:Then, it must be really difficult now!!

Angana:U know what, my son is on diet nowadays. The doctor said that he is overweight for his age.You know, he weighs 45kgs already and he is just 9yrs old.

Malini:That is normal weight only, Angana

Angana:No No,it is overweight only. Initially we used to stuff only food items in one fridge and it was kept mainly for him to have snacks during regular intervals.

Ambi:Is it a 180Litre fridge?

Angana:No no, it is a 210L fridge. Now we stuff only half of the fridge with food items.

Ambi: Oh god! Ur son must be starving now!

Angana:He does find it difficult but he understands that he needs to reduce his weight.

At home at dinner time

(In Sun Music, the ad "Ellor kangalum endhan mele" is going on)
Ambi thambi:Where is my jerkin?
(no answer)
Ambi thangamani(ATh):Where is ur tiffen box?
(no answer)
(The ad ends)

Ambi(picking some letter on the stand hurriedly before ATh notices him oothifying at Shriya) :Did u ask me anything? I was actually going through this letter.

ATh:Oh really!That was not meant for us.You yourself put it there in the morning so that it could be returned to our neighbour.

Ambi:Oh I forgot!!

ATh:Fine,Shall we have dinner now?

Ambi:sure

ATh(after laying the table for dinner):Look at ur plate and not the tv, so that I can serve
the correct amount of food.
(In Sun Music,Hema Sinha is hosting a show)
Ambi(still looking at tv):You start serving,i'll tell u when it’s enough

ATh:She's got such an irritating nasal voice,she's not that good also,what do u find in her?

Ambi: Its a boy thing,u won't understand

ATh:Ur taste is really bad

Ambi:But u were my choice right?

ATh:That was the only exception!!

Ambi:What abt the girl we saw that day at the Garuda mall outside shoppers stop?Wasn't she great looking with a matching purple lipstick to match her purple three fourths?

ATh(looking at Ambi skeptically):U've still not had ur dinner,do u remember?

Ambi thambi:Ambi, Why don't u tell her abt the girl u saw at the busstop?U also said that u missed the bus since u were busy varuthufying kadalai with her

Ambi:You too Brutus!!Thangamani, don't believe him. He is cooking up something against me, Please serve the food. I will look at the plate and not the tv.
(The ad, "Ellor kangalum" on sun music)
ATh(curses her fate):Ambi Thambi, u eat. Let him watch whatever he wants, and then eat whatever is left.Let us finish the kesari and not give him anything.

Ambi(Switches off the tv):Sorry sorry sorry!!Where is the kesari?