Sunday, May 07, 2006

Nyaana Sooniyam

One small karpanai..Actor Goundamani Team Lead aavum,Actor Senthil Goundamani keezha velai seyyara Programmer aavum irundha eppdi irukum..

Goundamani overhears Senthil talking to a fellow programmer.

S: Ennaya indha TL ku onnume theriya maatengudhu. Techunical Dejign(Technical Design) paathu codu pannunga nu sonnaaru. Andha dejign la pichi pichi irundha coda onna serthu pota error adikudhu. Avaru thaana andha dejign a pereparu(prepare) pannaaru.
Fellow programmer: Design la full code epdi yaa irukum, adhula important part of the code, changes to existing code thaan irukum. It is just to give us a headstart and guide us in finishing the program.
S: Vevaram theriyaadha aala irukiye yaa. Avaruku en mela gaandu. Adhaan inucompuletu(incomplete) coda kuduthu maata vekkalaam nu paakaraaru.

Ivaroda logic a thaanga mudiyaama andha programmer edho excuse sollitu escape aagidraaru. Ivlo neram indha conversation ketutu, onnum kekaadha maadhiri Senthil cubicle kitta varaaru Goundamani.

G: Ennayaa panra?
S: neenga amcha Techunical dejign vechi codu pannitruken saar.
G:Rendu naal munnaadi kuduthadhu innum mudikalayaa
S: Illa, enaku onga dejign padika rendu naal vendi irundhudhu saar. Iniki thaan codu panna aarambichen
G: Appo ennaya solla vara, naa romba complex aa design prepare pannirken nu sollriya?
S: Illa saar, avlo kashtamaa laam illa
G: Appo ennoda design la onnume illa nu sollriya?
S: Thappa nenaikaadheenga saar. Enaku adha padichi purinjika rendu naal aachu avladhaan
G: Appo nee enna maramandaiyaa, kenaiyaa, muttaalaa?? Onaku edhuvum sulabamaa puriyaadha?
S(Kovathula moonji “beetroot color” panni maadhiri aagi..) : Saar ippdi laam pesaadheenga.. neenga thaan inucompuletu coda dejign la potrukeenga. Elaathayam sethu potta error adikudhu
G:Appo enaku onnum theriyaadhu. Nee oru maha medhai. Naan oru adi muttaal appdi dhaana yaa?
S(aaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!): Appdi laam sollave illaiye..neenga thaan thappa purinjikareenga.
G: Naa ellaathayum thappa purinjipen, nee ellaathayum seriyaa purinjipa. Appdidhaana?
S: Illa saar, indha vishayathla thappa purinjikitrukeenga nu sollren?
G: Ennayaa error varudhu?
S: Neengale paarunga saar.


Senthil keyboard la edho thedi thedi type panna try panraaru. Adhukulla Goundamani avara velaga sollitu avare enna matter nu paakaraaru.

G: En yaa #include header add pannaama matha code ellaam ezhudhinaa error adikaama enna pannum. Onna laam evan yaa sethaan indha company la?
S: Appdi paatha, onga dejign la kooda dhaan neenga idhellaam add panla.. directaa furste “cin” nu aarambichirkeenga.
G: Naan technical design la ella codeayum add pannita approm programmer ku ennayaa velai?
S: Dejign la ella line ku nadulayum andha codu enna panradhu nu irukum, andha commentu ellaathayum eduthutu codu ellaam onnu sekardhu thaan enga velai
G: Ada paavigalaa!!!! Sondha budhi ellaam use panradhe kadaiyaadha?
S: Edhu codu line edhu commentu line nu correctaa pirikarom la. Adhukellaam periya theramai venum saar.
G: Appdingala saar. Ongala romba korachi eda pottuten. Neenga evlo arivaali nu theriyaama ongala thappa pesiten. Indha arivaali ku naan kandipa oru treat veche aaganum. Koncham kooda vareengala saar.
S(perumai la rendu kombu molacha erumai maadhiri): Velai iruke.. venaa evening polaame
G: Aahaa work la evlo sincere aa irukeenga. Pul arikudhunga. Paravaa illa TL naan sollren, neenga vaanga polaam.

Thaniyaa kootitu poi as usual oru nalla “treatment” tharaaru namba Goundamani, senthil ku.

G: Odi po naaye. Inime indha company, en inume endha s/w company layum onna naan paaka koodaadhu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odane senthil thunda kaanum thuniya kaanum nu odidraaru. “Appa, kaatu erumai inniyoda tholanjidhu” nu namma Goundamani seat ku sweet oda vandhu ella employees kum distribute panraaru. Avar mailbox open pannona PM kittendhu oru mail. The contents are as stated below.

Goundamani,
How dare you order Senthil to leave the company? What will happen to the money we spent on training him, the infrastructure and the loans availed by him? Since you are solely responsible for this, you are liable for all the money spent on him. Hence we will deduct the amount directly from ur salary for the next two years.

Regards,
PM

G:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 comments:

Unknown said...

Tamil-la type panni irukalaam....anyway gud try

Butterflies said...

Hey...wats it TL mela gaanda....semaiyaa vaari irukkinga??nice try ,...hilarious post.

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

unga kathaila vare Sendhil alavuku kuda enaku programming theriyathu:(.I have to learn some technical stuff to manage projects.

பரத் said...

nice comedy...
நடுல நடுல மானிட்டர் மண்டையா...பிரிண்டர் வாயா...இதெல்லாம் சேத்துக்கோங்க.

"Onna laam evan yaa sethaan indha company la?"
ஏங்க என் PL அடிக்கடி என்ன ஒரு பார்வை பாப்பாருங்க...அதுக்கு இதுதாங்க அர்த்தம்.

Ms Congeniality said...

Balag,
Tamil la enaku ezhudhardhu koncham problem(Ra,na ellaam thappa adipen)

Shuba,
Ayyayo appdi laam illeenga. Office la kozhapam undaakaadheenga ;-). Chumma oru karpanai thaan

Gopalan,
Ellaam kalathula erangitaa easyaa purinjidum

Barath,
Excellent suggestions.. will incorporate when I try next time
:-D

kuttichuvaru said...

ha ha.... nice imagination!!

Bharani said...

LOL....Kalakareenga Ms..

smiley said...

u could become a playwriter lol:)

Ms Congeniality said...

Kuttichuvaru and Bharani,
Thanks :-D

Smiley,
Welcome and Thanks :-D

Syam said...

nalla irundhathu, bharath sonna maathiri nadu nadula maane thene ponmaane ithu ellam potukunga...

Ms Congeniality said...

syam alias 'Guna' ;-),
Kandipa sethukaren next time!!